I have just decided (after seeing hayleyghoover's blog) that I am going to try and blog EVERYDAY for the rest of April. I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna fail and bore you with my everyday life. But whatevs. I kinda missed a day yesterday, but that's only because I completely forgot about it being April so realllly, it's not my fault.
So my first blog in April and guess what?! MY LIFE IS RUINED!
AND YOU KNOW WHO BUY? DO YOU KNOW THE TWO PEOPLE THAT HAVE RUINED MY LIFE? THE TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE FORCING ME TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK!?!?
MELANIE & KATE!
On the last day of school I made myself a relay (and I mean uber) cool bracelet that said "Stefan Salvatore is sexy" round it. Because lets face it, he is. So I go and meet my best friend to show her my bracelet, a bit like a kid in nursery showing her mom a painting. I was beaming with pride and everything, and what does she do?! SHE RIPS IT! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME JUST...RIPS IT!
So I was annoyed, but I kinda got over it and sellotaped my heart back together. So of course I tell Kate about it (today) and she's all "Can I see it?" and I kinda look at her suspiciously, but she's the picture of innocence. But I've known Kate for too long so I caution her "I swear to God if you rip it, I'll never talk to you again" and she promises and stuff.
So I'm sitting there, enjoying my chips and feeling the calories melting inside of me and what does she do?! SHE SCREWS IT UP! JUST IN FRONT OF ME! SCREWS IT UP! So I'm siting there kind of whimpering with my mouth agape, but then it goes further, not only did she screw it up, oh no, she proceeds further and puts it into her empty starbucks cup which still had a bit of her drink in it.
So that is the story of how my heart was brutally ripped out of my chest and stomped on repeatedly. Yes Mel that's how it felt. That bracelet was like one of my personal horcruxes, and now a piece of my soul has been destroyed...thanks guys.
Cheerio!
p.s. I apologize for the over use of my Caps Lock key but I needed to convey the desperation and fury that ran through my veins!
Friday, 2 April 2010
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I love how you know that I will be reading this, and thus refer to me directly.
ReplyDeleteCos' I'm psychic blud, i knowz you willz be readinz.
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