Yeah...

So you know that long blog post I was going to write because it was the last day of BEDA?

Yeah...hm.

I'm kind of tired, so this isn't actually going to be that long.

Melanie I just read your blog post, I love you so much. It made me want to cry! I think I'm just really over-emotional and tired right now. But still, you are extremely sweet and I feel like you guys are my extended family too. Sometimes I think we're too close, and you guys are ridiculous but I love y'all.

I went swimming today with Sophie, which is why I'm exhausted,...and I forgot where I was going with this. There was actually a point other than the fact that it made me tired, but I can't remember it.

Hm. I'll remember in a minute.

So I met up with Melanie again today after the long periods of time that she was gone. Ah I missed you so much. I'm such a gay, my grammar is all over the place.

I really need to finish my history homework, but I cba because I have to write it out and then write it out again. It's killing me, and I still have two English essays to do. School is already stressing me out and I'm not even back!

I really don't want to go back to school, and I have multiple reasons but I'm LAZY so I'm not going to write them down.

Listening to the Pretty Reckless. I lurve them.

AH! Going swimming with Sophie has given me a bit of a cold. I'm sure I'll be fine in the morning but my nose is all blocked and I keep sniffing really attractively.

This is longer than I planned and It's not even that long/ You can tell I'm tired because I keep making loads of spelling mistakes. My hands are moving at a very sluggish pace.

I'm kind of happy though, I thought to myself last night that I only had one month left till Nanowrimo, buuuuuut I have two (: Thank god.

Right I'm going to go, I'm concerned about myself seeing as I just wrote "right" as "write".

I NEED SLEEP!

Goodbye BEDA, I'll see you again in April, but until then, I wont miss you. Soz.

P.s. I'm not happy about the amount of comma's I just used.

yhgasuygfsd/

Yep, that's how I feel.

I'm so glad that BEDA is almost over. In April I didn't mind blogging every day and I don't know whether it was because I actually had school, so had more time if that makes sense. But blogging every day in August has killed me, and the three people that read my blog. I think next year I'll stick to just blogging in April. It's easier. Somehow?

So Melanie and Ellie are back which I am very pleased about, and I just painted my nails and typing this is ruining them. Dayum.

I really need Phoebe to contact me in some way but the silly girl never has any credit.

I'm going to go and I promise (eh) that as tomorrow is my going to be my last BEDA post, I'll make it a long(ish) one. She says.

G'night.

Again.

Imma real sorry but I can't really write a blog today because I'm staying round my nan's and I feel rude being on the computer.

Plus I can't be writing a blog when Kate is in need of textual support because she has her family over, including her chavvy cousins who apparently over use the word "innit"

So goodbye.

Busy.

Lauren cannot write a decent blog post today (when does she ever) because she is busy reading "Looking for Alaska" by John Green and that is a good enough excuse.

Bye.

Letter To Melanie.

So because Blogger has no reply function on comments, and now I probably sound like a right idiot becuase there probably is a reply function or whatever. Oh well.

So Mel, how are you?
Lost without me I suppose? You should not be finding delight in the fact that I have to eat the single most disgusting food on the planet.
Really what kind of friendship is that? So mean.
Right now I'm trying to get through this dammed history homework without killing myself. And I like history!!
I know an A isn't a bad thing, but History is the one thing that I feel like I excell at and I just feel like i've failed, and I'm extremely pissed off at the fact that I was one sodding mark of an A*!
Besides I'm sure you did very well.
So when exactly are you getting back? Very soon hopefully.
How am I meant to get hold of you, hm? I have so much family stuff going on and it's stressing me out!
I have not recieved any postcard and neither has Kate. I dunno where they are.
You're a a sexier beast, I love you too much too (:

Bye, and get back soon. We're having a sleepover at Sophie's at some point next week so that's something to look forward to.

Eh.

I really can't talk, I've finally managed to get myself into doing my history homework, and I'm afraid that if I stop now I won't ever start.

Lie To Me is on in the backround and it's a tad distracting.

Hm.

Spent the day with Kate. That was very nice. I love her.

Bye.

Bad Habits.

So recently I decided to stop biting my nails, at first I didn't have a choice because I had my retainer in constantly and that makes biting my nails impossible. Then after that my teeth became quite sensitive and I can't really bite my nails anymore without my teeth hurting. So I guess it's a good think in a way.

However, I've also gotten into the habit of chewing on my headphones. I'll be sittingon the bus and I'll absentmididly start chewing on them. It can't be good for me ormy headphones. But oh well.

I'm not really in the blogging mood (when am I ever really?) because although I'm okay with my results, I just found out that Phoebe got one more mark than me, but got an A*. So I'm kind of pissed off at myself at the moment. I revised so hard for that test aswell. FML.

For that reason, and others that I'm not going to divulge. I'm going to leave you because I still have to go and write Melanie's blog.

P.S. Just realised that I'm chewing on my headphones, dayum.

waaaiting.

So I'm currently outside the prince regent, freezing and waiting.

Sophie and I talked on the phone earlier about when we would meet up. But...I forgot what time we decided and she has no credit so I can't text her. I knew that it was either 2 or 2:30. It's now about five past two and I think we decided half two.

Dayum.

So yeah, I'm sitting here all cold becausw I'm an idiot and thought I could survive without a warm article of clothing. Grr. I hope she's early.

So this morning I got up at half seven, yes HALF SEVEN, just to go and pick up my results from the school. I had to have a shower and such and then I walked up to the school, feeling like I was going to throw up because I was so nervous. I met Ciara there and she reminded me that I suck at blogging, but I know that already, so yeah, I walked down to the school and got given the envelope containing my results from Lydia's mummy. I walked back up the hill and decided to get the bus home. I was on the bus, staring at the very white envelope, too scared to open it. That's when I texted lydia for moral support. She told me to just get over it and open the envelope. So I did, to be honest I'm not thrilled with my results. I did quite well, but still I'd rather do better.

I got;
-A in history (dayum now I have to eat pizza)
-A* in R.E. (The only one I didn't really care about)
-B in biology (which is good cos that was a D last time)
-C in my other biology (which was what I got last time. I suck at biology tests.)
-D in physics (but I may have got a C but it's all confusing, and I'm not going to bother explaining it, especially when I'm using the small keys on my BlackBerry)
- and I also go all distinctions in my ICT (I honestly don't know why they put these on there, but it scared me because it was on a seperate piece of paper and all I saw were 2 D's. I had a mini heart attack.)

Shit that's not sophie. I was just smiling at some randomer, very happy that she was early, but it wasn't her. Oops.

Okay, this is just annoying me now.
Imma write more on the computer when I get home.

*

Okay, so I just re-read that now I'm at home...I sound really coneited. "Then I did this...then I did that...ohmagawd...blah blah blah"

Psh. I suck.

Bye.

Stressed.

So I'm writing this with a half-numb face. Don't say I'm not exciting! eh? So yes, about two hours ago I went to the dentist and had a filling. This resulted in my dentist giving me a painful injection which numbed not only my mouth, but the bottom right half of my face. It's great, I can't talk properly and I keep dribbling. Lovely imagery for you there. I also look like a rapist when I try and smile, I look so creepy, I don't know how Bella found Edwards "Crooked Smile" attractive because I look like I'm goingto abduct your children.

So yesterday, as you know, I went swimming with Sophie, so I assumed that I was going to be very tired, which I was when I got home, and be able to fall asleep nice and quickly. However, instead I ended up laying in bed, wide awake, for an hour. After realising that, no I was not going to fall asleep, I went downstairs, got myself a drink and watched "Austrailian Border Force" for an hour, assuming that it would make me sleepy. After this I went back to bed and tried to go to sleep, by this point in was 2AM and I was so tired, but I just couldn't sleep. I don't know why I couldn't sleep, I'm not that stressed out like I am when I'm at school, but I figure it's because we get exam results in two days and I'm very very worried. I managed to fall asleep in the end at about half three.

So yes. I'm very tired, numb and annoyed.

Bye.

So tired.

So I had an awesome night and day. As you know, yesterday I went to Sophie's house and we drank tea, watched films and did a bit of detective work :)

One film we watched was The Blind Side. OhMyFreakingGod! It was so good, definitely one of the best films I've seen in a long time. It was just so lovely and cute and gah! It makes me want to adopt a child, seriously.

So today Sophie and I went swimming as we are keeping up the whole "being healthy" thing. And now I'm so tired I feel weak, as if I can't stand. I swear I nearly passed out earlier. But it was awesome, nice and healthy.

Hum, I could probably write more, and go into more detail and stuff but tbh I cba. I'm so tired that I'm using abreviations. AH!

So I'm going to go and write Melanie's blog because I forgot yesterday and I felt so freakin' bad.

Bye.

Hello again!

So I only blogged about ten hours ago, but seeing as I'll be round Sophie's I will not be able to blog. I wish I could blog on my BlackBerry, it would make my life a lot easier.

So, NOTHING has happened since I last spoke to you ten hours ago. All I did was;
-Brush my teeth
-Wash my face
-Put in my retainer
-and go to sleep.

However to make things more exciting (not really) I've decided that I'm going to start recording my dreams, because I always seem to have really weird dreams that have nothing to do with anything. Plus it will make my posts longer, thus making Melanie happier.

Dream Diary; So last night I had a dream that I went back to Germany and had to spend another week with Cedric (Who was my German Exchange) and his family. However this time they had a mansion like house, and his mom was a right bitch. She put me in a tiny room with a lil' lamp and then made me do housework and stuff. I was like Cinderella. Then I went to the library, by the way even though this dream was set in Germany everyone spoke English (?), where all the books were in English and they had all the books I wanted, so the guy was like "Oh you can have this temporary card" so I took out like five books. Then I finished reading one book and put it back on the shelf, but they guy told me to take it to the desk, but when I turned around, the book was gone! Then I spent about half an hour trying to find the book.

Done. Bye.

Mmph.

So it's actually 12:24, so technically I failed...again. But tbh I'm kinda past caring. I did Blog Every Day in April successfully so y'know.

I have literally NOTHING to say in this post, because I'm a BORING person who leads a BORING life.

I'm currently multi-tasking. I'm writing on here, talking to Phoebe and laughing at Lee Evans. I am a woman, and there is the proof.

So. I went to Asda today. That was fun. It was actually I managed to get my mom to buy me "school supplies" You have no idea how much I love buying stationary. It's like some weird fetish I have. But yeah, I got a lovely new purple notebook, some glue (to sniff obvs.) and this little folder-bonder type thing which holds study cards. Highlight of my life. I'm such a nerd.

I honestly cba to write any more. I'm boiling. I'm going to go and enjoy Lee Evans.

"Oh what was I going to say to you?"
"Here love I got it fucking written down for you!"

Ahh I love him.

"Oh I saw your wife today up the highstreet, with eh-"
"Shutthefuckup"
"She was with a chicken, that she was taking back to the see, but the orungatan said no because she didn't have a reciept."

Finally.

So for the first time in days I'm not writing a hasty blog post, twenty minutes before midnight. I know aren't I amazing?

Before I finish the whole SOA and John Green thing, I've decided that I need a little update about my life. Justgeneral things, like what I did today etc. and it may be boring, but I don't actually care.

So not yesterday, but the day before yesterday which was...Tuesday (MEANTAL MATH WOO!) So on Tuesday Kate and I went and saw Toy Story 3 again. That film still creeps me out a little, the scary, evil, demented Monkey and that one eyed baby *shivers* I don't even care that they turned out to be good in the end, they are scary! I'd rather have the strawberry scented bear to be honest. So yeah, we had a fun time and continued to gush about the weekend. I bought a sketchbook because when we went to SOA there were these girls that we made friends with, who had the awesomest scrapbooks EVER so Kate and I have decided that we're both going to make one also.

Today Sophie and I went round Kates house and itwas the first time that I'd seen Sophie in a week, due to her being on a stupid canal boat, so that was nice. We basically just spent about five hours just talking, and it was nice as going eound Kates house always is. Now, to SOA and John Green!

Imma write in bullet points, it's easier;

- So yeah, we were in this room and we got pre-tickets to ensure that we got actual tickets to get in, and this is when the wait began. We made three friends (the girls we had met before) and in the three hour wait we; talked a lot, saw Alex Day, Kate got her picture taken with Tom Milsom, I didn't :( and we also met Lex and got our picture taken with her which was AWESOME!!1!
- So we finally got in and lined up to get various things signed by Alex, Tom and Edd. Kate and I both got pieces of paper signed by them, we also got them to take pictures with Melanie's sign and mine and Kates sign which was also awesome. Then we got in the line to get our book signed by John Green (Ahh) which we did and we also got him to take a picture with Melanie's sign because we're so freaking nice like that.
- After all this we headed into the satge area/room where we didn't have to wait long for Alex, Tom and Edd to start playing. They played separately and did their own songs and stuff. Then John Green came on stage, read a little from Papertowns, made a very clever and witty speech (which I recorded) and then took questions from the audience. Alas, my brain failed me and I could not think of anything intelligent to say, so I didn't bother putting my hand up.
- Then Alex, Tom and Edd played a bit more, but Kate and I couldn't stay till the end cos' we had to go. I'm not going to bother telling you about the journey home because it wasn't exactly interesting, although Kate and I did contemplate what we would do if Charlie got on the train on his way home or something. XD

So there you go. The best night of my life = complete.

Bye dearies.

Ah hell.

I really really need to stop leavin my blog posts so late. I'm going to have to rush through SOA and John Green part 2 because I just really need to write about it. Then I have to go and write mel's blog. Gr.

Okay, here goes, John Green and SOA Part two (it may have been the other way round, but I cba to check. I'm also going to write in bullet points cos' I'm lazy.);

- So after Kate and I had spent three hours grinning at each other, we met up with my dad who took us on the tube to where we were going. Aldgate? Something like that. The train ride felt like it took forever and I just couldn't stop bouncing in my seat. This was also when Kate and I wrote DFTBA on our arms (only for it to be smudged by the rain half an hour later)
-Then we got off the train and didn't really know where to go. My dad took us down one street and eventually went into a shop to ask a guy. This was the point where we met three girls, but we didn't know if they were going to the signing. One of them asked us and we said yes and they said that they didnt know where they were going either. In the end it turns out that we went in the opposite direction.
-So we went the way that they guy in the shop told us to go and made our way onto a street. At this point it was raining relatively hard, so at this point we didn't know where to go and that's when I saw the sign "ICE FATHER NATION" and I remember Alex Day mentioning it in his video, so we went over and some guy at the door kind of whispered "Are you here for the book signing or the concert" I had to get him to repeat it about four times, I honestly don't know why he was whispering, it wasn't that covert. But we got in, said goodbye to my father and waited in this little room.

It's nearing midnight, so I'm going to be a massive douche bag and make this whole SOA/John Green thing out of three parts. Sorry, but I still have to go and write Melanie's blog. Bye.

I gotta stop doing this...

I really should stop leaving my blog posts so late. So again I'm not doing SOA and John Green part 2 today. Instead I'm gonna be lazy and sit here, typing on my blackberry, watching CSI and eating pretzles.
Gawd I suck.
Sorry.
Bye.

Reasons for.

So I just looked at the clock and realised that I only have 25 minutes to do todays BEDA blog. For the reason that I plan to go to bed veery soon. I am not going to do part two of SOA and John Green. I'm sorry non-existant readers, but it will be up tomorrow. Bye.

John Green and SOA (Part 1)

So yesterday was August 14th. Yesterday also happened to be the best day of my life.

Kate had stayed round the night before and we had first woken up at seven and then actually got up at eight. We were so tired and regretted staying up late playing scrabble and chess (NERDFIGHTERS!)

So yes. We started the day by travelling up to london with my father. The first stretch of the journey took about an hour and fourty minutes and that was to get to White City. Once we got there, my dad basically told us that we just had to kill time for an hour. Which we did rather effectively, that was also when I wrote my blog. Once we had killed an hour we got on the train with my dad and travelled to leister square. I honestly don't know if that's how you spell it, but tbh, I couldn't care less, I'm so freaking tired.

So anyway, we got to leister (that is so not spelt right) square and then we had THREE AND A HALF HOURS TO WASTE! It was so long but we figured we could get some lunch and just wonder around. So we were walking down the street talking when Kate suddenly half-yelled "JOHN GREEN!" And that's when we met freakin' John Green in the street! I mean what are the chances?! He asked if we were coming to the signing later which we replied yes too and then Kate was so unbeliveably cute and started telling him how we were trying to find somewhere to get some sandwhiches because I don't like butter. He kind of looked at me and went;

"You don't like butter?" But with an American accent, I just shook my head and answered "no" and then he was suggesting places and told us there was a tesco's just down the road. Then Kate asked for a hug, which he agreed to, and then he hugged me and I was just like "I'm freaking hugging John Green, this is the best moment of my life" Alas he had to go and walked down the street, me and Kate started walking in the other direction and just screamed at each other and hugged each other, chanting in each others ears about how we just met John Green. We could NOT stop grinning, we would be walking down the road in silence, we'd look at each other and grin manically. We did this for about three hours and managed to waste these three hours quite quickly.

I think I'm going to make this part one and then write everything else tomorrow because I am going to have a cup of tea and then go to bed. So tired. I love everyone in the world at the moment, so bye :D

Lauren is...

...currently in London!

This is going to be a short post because I'm in the apple shop and I'm scared that someone is going to come over like "Get the hell out, you not allowed to do that!" Because I'm constantly paranoid like that. Yay.

AHH, GOING TO MEET FREAKIN' JOHN GREEN TODAY! AND ALEX DAY! AND LEX!

Kate just ruined my life by correcting me, so mean.

I don't know what to write because nothing is going on today apart from the fact that I'm going to SOA.

And because of that, imma go. Melanie's gonna hate me for the shortness of my blog.

Bye,

SOA TOMORROW!!

AHHHHHHHH!

SOA OF TOMORROW!

SO EXCITED! AND IN HONOUR OF THIS IMMA WRITE IN CAPS LOCK!

oh Jesus, yeah it's Kate.for some reason I'm going to write Laurens blog for her and not my own because Lauren in LAZY.

well,SOA tomorrow. and johngreen *gasps*. im such a fangirl.i actually looove john green sooo much. like so much i feel the need to put in extra vowels into words to express myself. fun.

i really dont know what to write and i dont want to crap up laurens blog of awsome. yeah, well avpm is playing in the background and its so tempting to sing along to all the songs [because i know all the words; obvs] but lauren needs her hearing tomorrow so im not going to ruin it with my amazing tone-deafness.

anyways, ...."yeah thats totally awesome" *sings*.

i aint got no more to write foo.so this is it. i hope i didnt fail to badly in filling in for lauren.

umm, bye.

RENT!

So yesterday I was being all depressed and reading old HayleyGHoover blog posts when she mentioned something about RENT, and I was like "Well I have nothing better to do" So I downloaded it and started to watch it.

OH-MY-FREAKING-GOD I LOVED IT! I've always loved musicals anyway but I just completely...I can't even describe it. My favorite character was Mimi, but I love Roger a lot too and I thought their relationship was just so torturingly beautiful and sweet. There's actually very little dialogue in the film as they sing pretty much everything. I also love the fact that a character is literally seconds from death, but they sing anyway, just to convey their feelings. But, gah! Just loved it. I downloaded the soundtrack straight after and spent the two hours of Sophie's paper round listening to it. Such a good film. I would recommend it to anyone, unless you don't like musicals, then definitely don't watch it.

So today I went to the orthodontist and got my retainers, they're not uncomfortable just a bit annoying. Plus I can't pronounce my "S"'s with as much vigour as before, cos' y'know I was always pronouncing my "S"'s with vigour...

Gawd I talk a lot of rubbish.

So yeah, after the orthodontist I walked to Sophie's house. Yes WALKED from like town which took about 45-50 minutes. Then I got into her house and felt like a burglar even though no one else was there and I was in the house lawfully. So I started to stuff the papers when I heard footsteps on the stairs, I kind of froze and started wide eyed at Sophie's student who went "Wh-Wha- oh- hello" and I just kind of made a noise in my throat and then finally said "Hi"

But yeah, I finished stuffing the papers and went to go and get the barrel from the shed. But Sophie's chickens were out of the cage and kept following me, and I don't mean like wandering along behind me like I was a farmer, no, I had three freaking chickens swarming around my legs, randomly pecking the air. I was so freaked out.

I managed to locate and put the papers in the barrel and got out the door. That's when my two hour hell began. Just pulling that stupid heavy trolley, full to the brim with more papers than I actually needed, for two whole hours after the original 50 minutes to get to Sophie's house.

So I finished the paper round and was like, "I need money, it's not that far home. I'll save the bus money and walk home" Well that was just the frecking icing on the cake. It took me a further hour and a half to walk home, and when I did finally walk through my front door, I just collapsed on the sofa.

Psh. Sorry. This blog post is boring (apart from the bit about RENT, that's quite sexy) but I needed to rant about the obscene amount of walking I did today (4hours40minutes!)

Goodbye.

I'm only aching a little bit...

So after yesterdays swimming escapade, I thought that I would be in agony because I haven't gone swimming in for-freakin-ever. So I was dreading waking up today, but when I woke up I realised that even though I swam pretty much non-stop for an hour, I felt okay, my legs weren't hurting and neither were my arms. But when I swim i tilt my head back, I don't know why but Sophie does the same thing so I assume it's not too abnormal, but yeah, today my neck kinda hurts for all the leaning back I did. But I count that as a success. Psh.

Not much has happened since I blogged yesterday, all that really happened was that I went to sleep, then had to get up quite early to let the stupid dog out.

It was raining yesterday (woo!) so I got to take my dog out for a walk in the rain.

Hum. I only really wrote this blog post now because I'm not going to do anything today, so I may as well get this done and dusted.

On that note, imma leave y'all.

Bye.

P.s. I lied I do have something to do today, I get to clean the fridge for money. Yay.

Tired...so...tired.

The reason for this exhaustion you ask?

Well basically, Sophie and I have decided that we want to be healthier and exercise more. We've decided to do this together (even though she doesn't need to lose any weight). I think it helps that we're doing it together because I've tried before but I just didn't seem as motivated, but when I'm doing it with a friend, it just seems easier. So today I went swimming with Sophie. But because it's the stupid summer holidays we only got a certain amount of allotted time. We didn't know how much time we got but it turned out to be a little over an hour. We set ourselves a goal of doing 40 lengths, which was alright, but we kept stopping at the end of each length to chat, in about 40 minutes we'd only managed to do 15 laps, and that's when we started getting serious, we then managed to do the other 25 lenghts in about 20 minutes, which is good.

I might go swimming again tomorrow in the morning, but I bet I'll be aching in the morning, so I'm not so sure.

I'm glad I've finally got the motivation and will power to do this because It's something I've wanted to do for so long. Also, when I logged onto blogger this morning and saw that Hayley had written a post about her losing weight and becoming healthier I was like "It's God, he's realised I'm fat and is sending me signs!"

Well I'm going to go because I'm very nearly falling asleep. Stupid Swimming.

It's fine, I DON'T HAVE CANCER!

So I completely managed to freak myself out yesterday. I had this lump underneath my arm that was really tender and hurt, and my mom was like "oh it's fine, it'll be something to do with your glands, we'll go to the doctors tomorrow" But because I thought it was a lump (which it wasn't) I immediately assumed that I had cancer. I managed to scare myself so much. I was already worrying about how I would look with no hair and I was planning my last year alive, I was thinking about how I would have to be home schooled, basically, I'm a complete and total hypochondriac. I was going to google it and see if I could diagnose myself, I'm so glad I didn't, because I think that would have just scared me even more.

I'm going over Sophie's today and that's why I'm writing this now, I've already failed once, I don't want to fail again.

I don't really have anything to talk about, I'm very very tired due to the fact that I had to get up at half eight today in order to go to the doctors. Probably didn't help that I went to bed at 1 o'clock this morning, so yeah.

Hum. Keh, my first short post in, what feels like ages. Imma go because I need to get ready. Buh-bye.

Nearly DIED today...

...from too much dust inhalation. You see, today I had to tidy my room, well start, and my mother insisted that it be done "properly" which meant throwing stuff away. There was so much dust it was kinda gross, and I found that I would wipe it with my hand and then at would go in the air and stuff and then I would accidently swallow some. It was not nice.

Today I also realised that I am a horder. Seriously I keep so much crap it's unreal. I even found myself making up excuses for useless junk that I knew I was never going to need again. I was like;

"Oh this yellow highlighter does't work and hasn't worked for months but you never know, if the time arose that I needed a highlighter that didn't work I would have one."

"Oh look, it's the instruction booklet to my old camera. If I ever got another camera that was the exact same model as my old one and I lost the instruction booklet, then I would have spare just in case"

"Oh look, a sheet on Billy the Kid. Maybe that'll come in useful one day."

So basically, if a terrorist phoned me up and asked for; A yellow highlighter that doesn't work, an instruction booklet for a really old camera and a schoolwork sheet on Billy the Kid, then I could in theory save the whole freakin' world!

But yeah. I actually ended up throwing away all that stuff, but it was with a heavy heart.

So yesterday I did nothing. Well, I lie. First I spent about 4 hours watching community channel non-stop because I actually had nothing better to do. But then I decided that I wanted to actually do something a little productive with my day so I decided to head off to the library. I got dressed, walked to the bus stop, looked at the board...and saw that it would be over 20 minutes until any bus arrived. Now me in my abandoned-moody state was not prepared to wait over 20 minutes for a bus when it would only take 20 to walk there. So I set off on my journey with a sour face because I'm essentially very lazy.

But it was gay pride. So it meant that the streets were packed with lots of happy people. And I was like; "Okay, I accept that you're gay and I wish you all the best, I totally support you and everything, but I want to get the library, and you are preventing this"

So it took a little longer to get to the library, but once I got there I instantly clamed, being surrounded by books does that to me. But yeah I got there, selected a couple of books, including one I'm about to rave about, and then made my way home. The way home was a lot less interesting because I got the bus and ignored everyone by blasting my music (i love doing that).

But yeah I got home, watched a bit more of community channel until my mom told me to get off the computer because "I had been on it all day" (well, no actaully I went out?! Remember?!)

So that's when I started to read one of the books that I had gotten out of the library. This book was so hench, it's hardback and everything. It's "The Boleyn Inheritance" which is a fictional story, based on true events that gives us the points of view of Jane Boleyn, Anne of Cleves and Catherine Howard. I love love LOVE this book and I love Philipa Gregroy for writing it. I read the book before which was from the prospective of Mary Boleyn who was the Kings Whore, and sister to Anne Boleyn, who had two illigitemate children by the king, but in the end fell in love and ran away, in that book we saw the fall of Queen Katherine who was Henry the Eigths first wife and how Anne Boleyn managed to take the throne and then how she lost it (in the book Gregory uses the idea that she believed that Henry was the one who could not provide a baby so she had sex with her brother in order to try and concieve a baby because the King was already moving onto Jane Seymour) but that may not necessarily be true, but it made for a good story line. But I just love this book and think that Katherine Howard was a little slut, that Jane Boleyn needs to stop being a whiny bitch and Anne of Cleves should have stood her ground and not been suchj a pushover. So yeah. I think there may be a book about Jane Seymour. Imma check later, and if there is one, I'm having it!

See look, Melanie writes a mega short post and then I manage to write a looong blog post without even meaning too. See what I mean about writing about something I'm interested in.

Well I'm going to go and dye my hair, so buh-bye.

Wow, blogging in the morning.

I don't normally blog in the morning but I am so extremely bored that I decided to. Cos y'know I'm cool like dat.

So today I was meant to go round Sophie's with; Phoebe, Mel and Ellie. BUT THEY ALL FRIGGIN' CANCELLED! (Well technically Melanie hasn't text me back, but she said yesterday she might not come.) I'm never gonna get my stupid History homework done. It would be alright if I had the sheet, but because my stupid family wanted to go on holiday, I didn't get it!

Speaking of my stupid family. Yeah, they're stupid. My mom was all "Lauren tidy your room" and I was like "erm, no." so she was like "euh, well you're not going out then" And then I threw a massive hissy fit about how I had to go out tomorrow because I was doing homework, but now I look like a douche because I DON'T NEED TO GO ANYWHERE NOW!

Eugh, I'm pissed off.

So yesterday it was lovely and rainy. Plus, I now have an excuse to go out in the rain without look completely friggin' insane. Because for some bizarre reason, none of my family want to take the dog out for a walk when it's raining (I know, craaazy people) so I gallantly offered to take the dog out, which consequently got me out of tidying my room which furthermore led to my mother deciding that I could go out today. Psh.

I think I may go to the library, I want some new books considering how I have nothing to do today. I'm gonna make mel text/email me the whole history sheet. That'll teach her.

So I'm obsessively listening to "Mine" by Taylor Swift because I find it so irresistibly cute.

I think I'm going to make myself some toast in a minute, I'm all worked up and hungry now.

I'm trying to make this blog as long as possible, just for Melanie because she's all "Make your blog posts longer" and to be honest, unless I'm writing about something I'm really interested about, words just don't come naturally, and to be honest my life doesn't interest me, because It's crap.

Imma do what Melanie did and write a list of the people I find attractive, it's not fair...she stole some of mine...

-Ian Somerhalder
-Simon Baker
-Alex Day
-Charlie McDonnell
-Matthew Grey Gubler
-Your mom
-Lucas Till
-Jason Munday

...And there are many many more.

So yeah, it's official. Everyone has cancelled now. SO i'm not going.

Bye.

P.s. Mel, I did more words than your last post, so you can't moan.

700 Words.

So let's just pretend that I did a blog post yesterday. Yeah?

Good.

So this blog has to be at least 700 words which is going to be torture for me as I like to keep my blog posts nice and short. But Mel has been whining so, voila!

Yesterday I went to the orthodontist and got my braces taken off! It feels so liberating because I've had them on for over two years. I feel like I can actually smile now and I must've looked like a right retard yesterday when I was smiling stupidly at myself in shop windows. At the same time it feels so strange! It's weird not having metal things sticking out from my teeth and I can't stop running my tongue over my teeth which just makes me look like a loon on loon tablets (I hang around with Sophie too much)

So I just pasted that into a word count site and it's only 145 words! Gawd.

So after the orhtodontist I had to go to the dentist (I know how to have a wild time...). I don't like my dentist. The man I use to have was very practical and seemed to realise that I couldn't talk whilst he was holing my mouth open and prodding my teeth with various instruments whereas this guy! Gawd he didn't shut up, and he was foreign so I couldn't understand some of the things he was saying, he'd asked me a question and I'd answer with a sound that didn't sound human like; "wught" And then he hurt my mouth, he put this X-ray block in my mouth, but it didn't fit properly and I had to hold it in place with the roof of my mouth and it cut it a little. Stupid dentist. Oh! And when he did the X-ray thing, they all walked out of the room and looked through a little window to see if the X-ray was done whereas I was left COMPLETELY UNPROTECTED in the room. I was like "Dude, if you have to leave the room, then why am I still in here?" Freaked me out tbh.

353 words, only 347 to go.

So after all of my "teeth-y" appointments, I went to Sophie's house. I was there first because I'm never late cough Melanie Kress cough So me and Sophie went to tescos with her mum to buy dinner and snacks and stuff. The trip wasn't too eventful, we chatted about general stuff, I accidentally dropped a bottle of lemonade on her foot and then we headed home, well, to Sophie's home.

Soon after, Melanie and Ellie arrived and then the games began.

Not really, Sophie watched Hollyoaks and Me, Melanie and Ellie watched EastEnders. The we had the dinner that Sophie and I had bought previously, it consisted of chips, chicken nuggets and chicken dippers.

Then...hmm...I don't really remember. I think that's when we got into our PJ's (because we're 80 years old in that way and get ready for bed at about half eight) and watched friends and then Big Brother. We were going to watch Once that Melanie brought round but alas, yet again we didn't get to because we couldn't figure out how to work the DVD player.

Just checked and I've done exactly 200 words more, wow!

Anyways, after that I think we just chatted and laughed and we may have even played a couple o' games of UNO.

Then we went to sleep, well, Melanie and Sophie tried to get to sleep, but me and Ellie weren't tired so we kinda accidentally kept them awake. Well it was funny! Silence is funny! So yeah, that happened, then we slept for about 10 hours and then we woke up. I would be worried if we didn't, so that's a good thing I guess. So yeah, we had breakfast, I had two cups of tea, my phone ran out of battery and I ate some toast.

Then me and Ellie realised that we had to leave in like 30 minutes to get the bus to go bowling. God this is so boring. I really, really can't be asked to write anymore. Curse you Melanie!

Ha ha, I only have to write twelve more words and that was ten words :)

I'M DONE!

WHEY!

Well now that I have done my obligatory 700 words, so goodbye.

I FAILED!

I didn't blog yesterday.

Mainly because I was too lazy to do it in the morning and then I was at sophies in the evening. So yeah.

Buuut, imma make it up by doing TWO blogs today. This one is going to end very shortly, however the next one is going to be at least 700 words, because Melanie told me to.

Bye lovelies.

Tetris Woes.

I just put tetris on level 10, y'know for giggles, whoa was that a fail. Thing is friggin' fast!

Sooo. Wassup?

Today I went round Ellies house, with Melanie and Sophie. We watched The Princess and The Frog. And I enjoyed the first half, but then I started making cakes with Ellie. We thought it would be fun to put some blue die in the cake mix, so it was half normal and half blue. Which was all fine until we accidentally burnt the cakes so the blue just made them look mouldy...we covered the cakes in heap loads of frosting (makes me feel American) on them, but...they still tasted horrible.

So you know what the most annoying thing is whilst trying to play tetris?

When you dad watches you over your shoulder telling you "Don't go there!" or "ah you should have gone there" and then when you lose, claiming that you did not receive his "amazing tetris playing gene"

Honestly. The people I live with.

I honestly have nothing to talk about today. And my tummy hurts, so imma go.

Bye.

P.s. Ahh this is so short!

Today was my lazy day.

Well, today was meant to be my lazy day, but after four hours of watching Wizards of Waverly Place, I decided to go to the library, which consequently meant that I had to get dressed, which kind of defeated the point of my "Lazy Day"

Ah well.

I was going to use today to tidy my room and do my homework, but my room is beyond messy, so I'll be putting that off for at least another day and I don't actually have any of my homework, Phoebe has it.

Eugh, only the third day of BEDA and I'm running out of things to talk about.

I think tomorrow I'm going bowling. That'll be fun. Even though I can't bowl to save my life.

Seriously if someone came up to me (with a gun) and was like "BOWL A DECENT GAME OR YOU DIEEEE!" I would ultimately end up dead.

I watched BandSlam today. I do adore that film.

I honestly can't be bothered to write any more. My head hurts.

Instead, imma go earn some StarDollars. Bye dearys.

Pshhh.

I decided to write today's blog whilst waiting for Act 2 Scene 9 of AVPS to buffer. YouTube annoys me like that. Sometimes it's all happy and cooperative like

"oh, you want to watch this now? Sure! Go ahead, because I'm nice like that"

But then, there are days, like today when it's like;

"Oh, you wanna watch this do ya? Well y'know what? TOUGH! Because life's unfair and you're not always going to be able to watch the video you want in life, so no, go away."

Sigh, I've finally cracked.

I'm going to make myself some pasta in a minute. Even though I've done nothing but gorge on disgustingly-nice junk food. But, I feel I deserve it seeing as I haven't really eaten in two weeks. I lost eight pounds over the course of those two weeks! Eight pounds! Just a million more to go, grr.

So today I watched 2 films. One of them not being Spy Next Door, which I desperately need to watch! And the other two were; Leap Year and Valentines Day.

I think I would have actually enjoyed Leap Year, had I been paying attention and not playing UNO and talking. It wasn't horrifically bad, just rather predictable. So predictable that when I was saying what was going to happen, Sophie asked me if I had already seen the film, I hadn't.

Then was Valentines Day that Ellie wanted to watch and I didn't mind watching, because I actually really enjoyed it when I saw it. But again, little attention was being paid to said movie, so...

Yep.

My day.

In about two, short, paragraphs. Psh.

I'm going to go and watch AVPS and eat pasta. Bye bye lovelies.

BEDA is going to take over my life...

...it is. And then Melanie's going to be like
"It's five o'clock and you haven't blogged. Blog."

And then I'll be like...

"I have 7 MORE HOURS!"

And then she'll be like...

"Yeah but blog noooow"

And then I'll blog.

I just sent Phoebe a text message that was four pages long (not A4, honestly, how silly) and then recieved a message back that consisted of fifteen words. Keh.

Soooo. Blogging huh?

I have a feeling that although, yes I will blog every day in August, that all those blogs are going to be rubbish and rather short. Not like stupid Melanie, whom I love, who write LOADS. Grumble...grumble...Melanie Kress...grumble grumble.

I got back from Turkey yesterday, but I'm not going to talk about the whole trip because it was boring and all I did was open up a gazillion tabs and read fanfiction.

I started watching AVPS yesterday, but I only managed to watch 7 scenes before I was overcome by exhaustion. But I'll carry on watching it late, after ma dinner.

Hum.

Phoebe says I'm Crazy in Love.

Phoebe's a douche.

Saw Toy Story 3 yesterday, it made me very nostalgic and made me miss my childhood. My childhood, not school. It just made me remember when I would jump out at my toys, determined to catch them out when they were talking to eachother and when I would lay in bed with all my cuddly toys. I miss being a young child. It was better.

I'm going to go, I'm still so exhausted and I'm also still two hours ahead. Blah.

Bye, see you tomorrow. Hm.