Mmph.

So it's actually 12:24, so technically I failed...again. But tbh I'm kinda past caring. I did Blog Every Day in April successfully so y'know.

I have literally NOTHING to say in this post, because I'm a BORING person who leads a BORING life.

I'm currently multi-tasking. I'm writing on here, talking to Phoebe and laughing at Lee Evans. I am a woman, and there is the proof.

So. I went to Asda today. That was fun. It was actually I managed to get my mom to buy me "school supplies" You have no idea how much I love buying stationary. It's like some weird fetish I have. But yeah, I got a lovely new purple notebook, some glue (to sniff obvs.) and this little folder-bonder type thing which holds study cards. Highlight of my life. I'm such a nerd.

I honestly cba to write any more. I'm boiling. I'm going to go and enjoy Lee Evans.

"Oh what was I going to say to you?"
"Here love I got it fucking written down for you!"

Ahh I love him.

"Oh I saw your wife today up the highstreet, with eh-"
"Shutthefuckup"
"She was with a chicken, that she was taking back to the see, but the orungatan said no because she didn't have a reciept."