700 Words.

So let's just pretend that I did a blog post yesterday. Yeah?

Good.

So this blog has to be at least 700 words which is going to be torture for me as I like to keep my blog posts nice and short. But Mel has been whining so, voila!

Yesterday I went to the orthodontist and got my braces taken off! It feels so liberating because I've had them on for over two years. I feel like I can actually smile now and I must've looked like a right retard yesterday when I was smiling stupidly at myself in shop windows. At the same time it feels so strange! It's weird not having metal things sticking out from my teeth and I can't stop running my tongue over my teeth which just makes me look like a loon on loon tablets (I hang around with Sophie too much)

So I just pasted that into a word count site and it's only 145 words! Gawd.

So after the orhtodontist I had to go to the dentist (I know how to have a wild time...). I don't like my dentist. The man I use to have was very practical and seemed to realise that I couldn't talk whilst he was holing my mouth open and prodding my teeth with various instruments whereas this guy! Gawd he didn't shut up, and he was foreign so I couldn't understand some of the things he was saying, he'd asked me a question and I'd answer with a sound that didn't sound human like; "wught" And then he hurt my mouth, he put this X-ray block in my mouth, but it didn't fit properly and I had to hold it in place with the roof of my mouth and it cut it a little. Stupid dentist. Oh! And when he did the X-ray thing, they all walked out of the room and looked through a little window to see if the X-ray was done whereas I was left COMPLETELY UNPROTECTED in the room. I was like "Dude, if you have to leave the room, then why am I still in here?" Freaked me out tbh.

353 words, only 347 to go.

So after all of my "teeth-y" appointments, I went to Sophie's house. I was there first because I'm never late cough Melanie Kress cough So me and Sophie went to tescos with her mum to buy dinner and snacks and stuff. The trip wasn't too eventful, we chatted about general stuff, I accidentally dropped a bottle of lemonade on her foot and then we headed home, well, to Sophie's home.

Soon after, Melanie and Ellie arrived and then the games began.

Not really, Sophie watched Hollyoaks and Me, Melanie and Ellie watched EastEnders. The we had the dinner that Sophie and I had bought previously, it consisted of chips, chicken nuggets and chicken dippers.

Then...hmm...I don't really remember. I think that's when we got into our PJ's (because we're 80 years old in that way and get ready for bed at about half eight) and watched friends and then Big Brother. We were going to watch Once that Melanie brought round but alas, yet again we didn't get to because we couldn't figure out how to work the DVD player.

Just checked and I've done exactly 200 words more, wow!

Anyways, after that I think we just chatted and laughed and we may have even played a couple o' games of UNO.

Then we went to sleep, well, Melanie and Sophie tried to get to sleep, but me and Ellie weren't tired so we kinda accidentally kept them awake. Well it was funny! Silence is funny! So yeah, that happened, then we slept for about 10 hours and then we woke up. I would be worried if we didn't, so that's a good thing I guess. So yeah, we had breakfast, I had two cups of tea, my phone ran out of battery and I ate some toast.

Then me and Ellie realised that we had to leave in like 30 minutes to get the bus to go bowling. God this is so boring. I really, really can't be asked to write anymore. Curse you Melanie!

Ha ha, I only have to write twelve more words and that was ten words :)

I'M DONE!

WHEY!

Well now that I have done my obligatory 700 words, so goodbye.