Because I'm seriously considering it. Any offers? If so leave a comment telling me where and when because I want to watch.
So who do I want murdered you ask? Well that would be my ex-boyfriend. Now this may seem understandable if he broke up with me, but he didn't. I broke up with him but I still want him to suffer an unreasonable amount.
So you see today I got to find out that Dan had been fancying Phoebe for 2 weeks of our 3 week relationship. And that just obviously just filled my full of joy. I honestly nearly cried. It's not even that I like him anymore, because I don't. But you know all that stuff I was saying two blog posts ago about getting more confidence and all that jazz? Yeah well that's not true anymore. I honestly feel like crap, I feel like after one week of being with me, Dan realised that I wasn't all that and decided to like one of my prettier, funnier, friendlier, less socially awkward friend. He's made me feel so insignificant and small and even less confident before I went out with him.
Basically I'm depressed again. All that happiness from getting out of a relationship has completely dissolved.
It's obvious, I'm just not meant to be happy.
Going to go and die now. Bye.
P.s. Don't forget to comment if you're willing to partake in the murder.
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If you want to pull this murder off I think you'll need my help - and you've got it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I wouldn't pick Phoebe over you: All I'm saying *shrugs*
I will kill him. I so will. Just... let's finish school first so I can actually get grades and shit so I can still be a good candidate for a job after my murder, should I go to prison.
ReplyDeleteI would also not pick Phoebe over you. I love Phoebe, but you're like my soulmate. Honestly. You're my best friend and I love to pieces and if he didn't like you then quite frankly HE IS BLIND AND HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You are amazing and gorgeous and funny and just such a beautiful person inside and out. You make my heart sing. I love you.
NOW FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF BIATCH.
AH NO WAY! I typed out a way long comment and accidentally somehow went to amazon before posting :(
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Mel be such a great inspirational speaker?
To the point though, in reply to your comment on my blog: Have you ever been watching a crime show and thought "But they're just giving killers ideas! They'd never catch you if you *insert awesome plan from CSI* and didn't do *ridiculously miniscule fault that somehow Grissom found*!!"?